:Go to and speak that father wants to do laundry with mother but when the son tells a mother, mother because in a bad humor the Wu is to tell son to say: speak washer to break down that the Wu is in a short while a son to then run to tell father,lead with father the mother feels sorry father, and then seeks son to say: tell father the washer and fix good not and in a short while, the son runs to tell mother to say: father want me to tell you, he has already by hand finished washing by himself.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1078 daughter be not**
The kinglet's wife gave birth to a kid quickly, but the kinglet cans not restrain and says to his wife:The wife wants so much.The wife says:Please, endure will die for a while.But the kinglet really could not bore, Wu is push the wife to the bed to come up hard.Attain a half, the wife suddenly shouts to say:Don't go, doing not go me has to born.The Wu is a kinglet and in a hurry sends to the hospital to the wife, kinglet at outside strain of walk around, see the doctor coming out and hurriedly going up and asking condition.The doctor says:Mr. Wang there is a good news, a bad news do you want to listen to first which?The kinglet nervously asks:Good news!The doctor says:Your wife borns a daughter, and the production is smooth, mother female peaceful.The kinglet breath a sigh of relief and thinks:Since is a mother female peaceful, also have what bad news?The doctor heel Zhao says again:But very sorry is that we discover your daughter is no longer**
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1079 to really dampen the fun
Chest how not of beautiful come back from getting off work, the ground of Xing Xing says:"Just after dark lane, had a male suddenly from back the Hou embraced me, sexually harass I."
Younger brother:"No wonder that you are so angry"
Beautiful:"What to enrage people more is, that man says:"really dampen the fun, is a male of!"!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1080 three at a time
Three men together talk to cannot compare with righteousness, most the Hou speaks of own function dint A:I three days is once!B:"I a day is three times!?A has to concede defeat, but when C talked and even was frightened to death B C:"Am I three at a time?
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1081 cellular phone**
Male:At dry?
Female:Watch television.
Male:What television?
Female:《The blue life and death loves 》 .
Male:Fancied Korean handsome boy?
Female:Have a little.
Male:That do you like me?
Female:Also have a little.
Male:Like where?
Female:You think where where.
Male:Really?
Female:Really.
Male:That you like with me …… ?
Female:What?
Male:**.
Female:We are friends.
Male:But we are also persons.
Female:It isn't so all right.
Male:You see a somebody else wood son beautiful.
Female:Write having no of thing a good bird.
Male:BE not whole either BE.
Female:Who say be not, you read Li Shi Jiang's novel, really enough fleshy.
Male:Have you ever seen?
Female:Don't see, turned over to turn over for the toilet, Be getting wetter.
Male:Don't write thing also not necessarily so be what good bird, for example that Huang Jian Zhong.
Female:Being true is surprisingly, have a liking for to be like an eunuch.
Male:Be, change paste up to work properly me to still believe.
Female:Can that goes back and forth to be like a hair noodles plain wheat roll.
Male:How is Zhang Yu?
Female:Be like a female homosexuality.
Male:This do you also understand?
Female:Not just read Zhang Bao the novel just
Male:Zhang Bao just was a female homosexuality?
Female:Be not, he likes to see female to love movie.
Male:Really his mama abnormal condition, cough, this year, all call will fly of pig.
Female:Drop down still don't fall off him into pig to pick.
Male:Be, sick groan, don't roar indiscriminately, also excited of the bear kind.
Female:BE a person to have to be honest and kind, you don't learn them.
Male:Can't of, my tiger eats grass today.
Female:Cheat who, you is the A slice in the drawer what is the row?
Male:Did you discover?
Female:After finishing doing last time see of, green Tong of**well beautiful.
Male:I sand Yang the aunt say to a little bit crash down.
Female:Does your aunt also see this?
Male:And blare the Mi aunt's a cake of to see.
Female:Your house is how, really enough play indiscriminately.
Male:Isn't one family, don't enter one family.
Female:That your family is pretty shameless.
Male:Our house promotes streaking.
Female:There is skill that rush the moon up.
Male:The moon calculates what, somebody else the United Stateses all ascended Mars.
Female:Do you say that the Mars has fun so much?
Male:Play fart so much, the Sa bubble urine all froze.
Female:No wonder that the Yankee's prostate glands are all so swollen big.
Male:Is still far, sit cosmos airships to all take half year;There is still no hot water, than big northwest still miserably.
Female:That we didn't go so far, still at convenience in your house.
Male:Come over?
Female:I want.
Male:Whether you feel that my this person Te is mean.
Female:Also not BE, single.
Male:You like how to do.
Female:You those still at?
Male:At!Still borrow° from the king in sky to come to two Thailand.
Female:Does king in the sky also like this?
Male:Sees while doing, he ability HIGH arrive 90.
Female:BE, how many masked civets must that eat?
Male:Is blind, also urine, he also goes together with to drink water.
Female:Drink water is ability HIGH also?
Male:Last the university toughens of, boiled water cheapness, two cents money is 1,beats by dre solo.
Female:Really make a living.
Male:Lead what day, all bought a condom.
Female:Don't catch up good ages, all of campuses are free partieses to send now.
Male:He has no this life.
Female:Does the still old hurl make now?
Male:Hurl, eager, also make Zhang Bao criticize just once.
Female:Zhang Bao just is also, all not easy, why the need for.
Male:The dog bites a dog, isn't all good thing.
Female:Hear Zhang Bao just still just have "A bird" ever done "duck"?
Male:Even you also knew, this world canned be really small.
Female:Do you say that his male realizes to is what kind?
Male:Don't know, anyway his nephew scolds him to stand Hun.
Female:His nephew is who?
Male:Zhang Jia Wei, the mark thinks tomorrow's boon space to think today and pretty play hoax on.
Female:Ya of, Chuai he is two feet, see him returning Zha to intimidate what.
Male:There is also a matter, you still don't know?
Female:What matter so fussbudget.
Male:Zhang Bao just all the blog ascended.
Female:Did he also take off?
Male:Still embrace pipa half to hide noodles and hanged piece the photograph that didn't wake up go up.
Female:The man is beautiful isn't an offense.
Male:Hear the recent on-line breeze spread him to have got troublesome.
Female:BE, who so have never tasted to seek him to bother?
Male:Yang Yu from pretty girl in circle of singers sings.
Female:Hey, is this exactly and what is the row?
Male:Compose novel to counterfeit a somebody else.
Female:You are how can anyone know of?
Male:Spread to limits of the earth from the Sina, again arrive a net easily, all exert a person to all know.
Female:Zhang Bao just also sufficient Sun of.
Male:How to say, the writing returns a writing, the reality returns reality.
Female:Calculate, say that ordering is another.Just made reference to where?
Male:You come to my house still I to your house.
Female:Do you say?
Male:I see still calculate.
Female:Not because I just the attitude isn't good, ask for you Be getting more angry?
Male:Be not.
Female:That is why ah?
Male:I have already leaked.
Female:When?
Male:At just up Mars that.
Female:You not
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