The Hai still keeps giving birth to a girl)that person what not understand"give birth to a boy to give birth to a girl" point is what, then and freely say:"The Zhang also wants a lane, the tile also wants a lane."The county Hou listenned to and thought that he is to talk nonsense, malicious scolded fortune-teller.
The text chapter 3908 spring autumn the style of writing/dog sit building/need not worry/bodhisattva will also vexed
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Have one bookman Chen Sheng who majors in 《spring autumn 》 , becomes intimate with Si with a prostitute in Sung door to mix.
A day, two of him and then in secret rendezvous in the Cao door, Chen Sheng seizes by a sudden urge and follow 《spring autumn 》 Jian Lian style of writing at
Write an article on of wall:"Spring January, meeting Wu Ji(Wu Di's woman) is at Sung.Summer April, reply will in
Cao.".
Someone saw, continuously write a way in the underneath:"The autumn is hungry;Winter heavy snow, male Hong.(die)"Visitor
Saw cachinnation.
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One person's spoiling will tell a lie, to relatives by marriage cloud:"The my simple home has three treasures:A cow can go everyday
A long distance, a chicken each time more the Ti is a , another dog is kind to study."Relatives by marriage Hai cloud:"Have
This difference matter, the future necessity ascends a hall to beg to see."Its person returns to say it with wife, " temporarily said
Lie how returns to protect?"Wife Yue:"Might as well, I from have place."Next day, the relatives by marriage comes to visit,
Inside cloud:"Go toward Peking in the morning."Ask:"When to return?"Answer Yue:"On the 78th
Come."Ask again:"Ability why quick?"Yue:"Rode an oneself cow to go."Ask:"House
Up there is also report more chicken?"As the station noon chicken Ti, then point Yue:" This woulds be, not only night
The inside reports more, daytime new customer to also report."Ask again:"Study the dog please lend one view."Answer
Yue:"Do not deceive relatives by marriage to say, took the building to for one being cold, going out."
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A rightness of husband and wife take the car in night to other parts of country to visit friend.The Sir intends to take common car and literally manage to pool a degree
Lead for a night, can reduce some expenseses.Can wife but act in pettish ground to say:"Is dear, I hope to have
A sleeping berth, the comfortable comfortable sleeps for a night.Otherwise, at hard spread one I will not sleep of."
When Sir then promised to buy a ticket, but came back raise two common tickets, satisfiedly
Say to the wife:"Cautiously wanting and thinking is still a common ticket cheapness."
The wife cries to lose a face to say:"Can I want to suffer from insomnia!"
"Is unimportant, I moreover still bought two grains of sleeping pills."The Sir comforts her to say.
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The wife of Singapore some engineer is a devout Buddhist, the beard reads 1000 times sooner or later every day
Kwanyin boddhisattva.The husband has much of viewpoint to this and then intends that the viewpoint changes the wife's thought.
Some day, the husband calls his wife, wife message of reply, but his milli- ignores, again immediately after big
Calling is two, thus, grieved is chanting Buddhist scripture of wife, her spirit shouts that the ground says:"You
Is poor to call what?I again have no deaf!"
The husband answers:"I just call you three, you are angry;You call kwanyin boddhisattva every day thousand
Time don't know that annoyance that you missed it has no?"
The text chapter 3909 is greedy for ghost to choose a lord/cover salt Bo head
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There being a person of greed is clay-cold, arrive at a hell.Yan Wang Pan Dao:"You this is greedy for ghost!You have insatiable greed in the sun a life time and do misdeed too many.
The future life punishes you to change animals insect!"
Be greedy for ghost to say:"Punish me to change animals insect, I don't dare to disobey Ao, but beg big Wang Zhun choice host."
Yan Wang Wen:"Choose who?"
Be greedy for ghost to answer a way:"Animals like this, that makes me become Bole's horse, Zhang Guo Lao's donkey;Bird like this, that makes me become a king
Xi it of goose, Wei Yi male(spring in autumn Wei country king, feeding of stork, treatment equal to doctor grade) crane;Insect like this,
That makes me become the Die of Chuang son, or become the fish that the son produces(spring autumn Zheng Guo's big minister) can also."
Yan Wang Nu scolds a way:"You this Nie grow!Pick to Jian to go like this, the heel holds official post in the sun a life time of pick out the width of figure of post to have what two
Kind?I punish you to do a tortoise!You fear poor, make you shrink into a head;You are greedy for more, make you whole year round drink breeze, could not eat one food
Thing!"
Be suddenly realize greedy for ghost, say:"Although I have never held official post,the sin that understood an official isn't really small."
~~There was an individual to marry an aged wife, see many creases on her face while sitting on the bed, then ask a way:"You investigate
Unexpectedly have how old?"The woman answers a way:"It is 45, 6 years old,cheap beats by dre."
The husband says:"Can you the marriage in the book clearly write 38 years old, in my eyes, you are still not only 45, 6 years old, you want rightness
My honesty."
The woman answers a way:"Really is 54 years old."
Husband again three asks, wife just bite settle 54 years old.After a pair person goes to bed, husband's in the mind isn't more dependable, sudden heart
Living a to account, say:"My wanting to cover good salt Bo a head , otherwise, will be stolen by the rat to eat go to."
Wife's favour says with smile:"Is really absurd, I lived 68 years old, haven't heard that the pyramid scheme steals to eat a salt mile."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~·
The text chapter 3910 Wang Qi learns a way/smile to argue rock
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County city's hasing a sons of rich family is Wang Qi and believe devoutly religion of Taoism and hear that the Lao mountain has an old Taoist priest power limitless, then beg for to teach.Old way
The private says:"You only afraid brought up by indulgent parents, can not edible a bitterness."Wang Qi says:"I edible bitter."The Taoist priest then gives him an ax, life
He climbs mountain to cut wood with the small Taoist priest.Led for a month, Wang Qi could not away with hard working, want to go home.
Some night sees suddenly teacher and two guests to together drink alcohol.The teacher pickeds up a piece of paper and shears into mirror shape and sticks on wall,
Become moon, dazzlingly clear illuminated a house.The expert gives a pot of wine again the disciples, everyone is competitively contend for drinking, unexpectedly didn't reduce at 1:00
It is little.A guest says:"Be very grateful for the lighting of granting the month, but so lonesome, is what not call does the Charng-er come to add to the fun?"The teacher then pickeds up a
Root chopsticks, throw toward the mirror in month.Indeed as expected, a beauty from small become big, float in the ground, carry song to carry a dance.Sing song, and then hover around Teng empty
But become chopsticks.Led in a short while, the moonlight was gradually dark, the disciple orders a candle, the teacher a person alone sits, guest already not
See a trace and shadow, table last wine and meat and wall last paper mirror still at.Wang Qi stares at with awe and then canceled a homing mind.Led for a month again,
Wang Qi really grosses out pain and sufferings and then entreats a teacher induction to order small magic trick to him, the teacher says with smile:
"I know that you can not stand a bitterness, what do you want to learn a point?"Wang Qi says:"Wear a wall."The old Taoist priest teaches his formula for incantation and call him
Go toward to walk in wall, Wang Qi doesn't dare.The old way says:"The tube lowers the head to intrude into."Wang Qi then hurtles toward the wall to, seem the unreal have no thing, indeed as expected
Arrived outside in the wall.
Wang Qi's exultations, do obeisance Ci the teacher go home and vaunt he or she to learn to the wife magic trick, the wife doesn't believe.Wang Qi then reads a phrase,
Hurtle toward wall to, suddenly fall, swollen rise a big pimple on the sum.Wife"space space" smiled, Wang Qi was angered abashed ground of to lambaste an old way not
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Zhu Er Quan entertains a guest in the home, bamboo pole in the yard suns clothes, puts in the wood heap because of supporting and usually blews down for breeze.
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