The female of the father/do not wear glasses of result/don't stop
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:07 chapter word numbers:771
At a breeze light month clear night, ended the father who fights shot stock market for a week to take to just take part in baby's daughter who completed the final, went to oneself roof garden in, enjoyed flower to look at a month, sampled tea's flavored to sing a hymn.Sudden, the father opens mouth to ask a daughter:Daughter, you the result this semester can ascend how much order(cent)?
Female:Probably is all right at 98:00(cent)!
Father:This compares with last term ah, is soar or slump(is low)?The discrepancy has what time(cent)?
Female:Certainly is soar!Have 3 points(cent)!
Father:That, there is also the space to soar?
Female:Have!But want again to rise 2 points(cent) meet a crest(100 cent) of!
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A mother urgently and in a hurry arrives at clinic and requests a doctor to come to keep the gate to diagnose.
The doctor asks her:"Exactly what trouble?"
That mother answers:"From beat a daughter to start in love, don't wear glasses.This honeymoons to return not, finally produced serious result ……"
If the doctor interrupts her and say:"The nearsightedness doesn't wear glasses, can't have you to imagine so serious result."
That mother becomes nervous ground to say:"Who say not and seriously?She is nearsighted now must even distinguishing persons isn't pure, basically isn't the the that honeymoons with her with the man that she come back."
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That the Ai Er write a letter for father:"dear father, I write a letter for you very ashamedly.I need 100 francs urgently.I don't want to borrow° from you mone,cheap beats by dre, but how also get to send letter for you, because it has already written."End, he writes a way again:" I make money ashamed to you, but already late, the letter has been already sent out, I really hope that the mailman throws away letter."
After three days, he hears from father:"dear of the Ai Er, don't worry about this matter.Your wishes has been already carried out: the mailman indeed as expected throw away your letter."
The text chapter 4119 father is a ball/flee there is square in Taiwan/godson
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:08 chapter word numbers:898
The 70 greatest lives of Mr. Wang Lao, the childrens all come to congratulate.
At table Mr. Wang Lao addresses:"Father look like a ball, when his use value is tallest, son
The femaleses contend for my Duo, is basketball at this time;After retiring, the childrens you push to come over, I push in the past, this
Is a volleyball;Gao Ti Shuai to year, activity inconvenience the childrens I am one feet, you are one feet, kick to kick
Going is football at this time."
At this time, his the childrens favour say:"Father, you are a rugby, we are to fall off all over sourly
Is painful, also want to embrace you tightly don't put!"
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The wife makes the husband record the vegetables table of radio station broadcasting down, the husband in earnest did accordingly.
The wife is a such a vegetables table on seeing:"Two arms descend to hang naturally and take face powder one cup and put on the shoulder and lift a leg, the toe is upward;Use a half glass milk to mix completely and again do six times;Make an effort to inhale, add half teaspoon baking powder, let go of two legs, beat two eggs even at the same time;Breathe out naturally, put into dish after leading Luo.Notice, even lie on the floor, the return rolls over in two egg whites of eggs at the same time, until cook to open.After ten minutes pot, use a towel to cautiously wipe a body, even breath, then put on Rong dress, is together last with tomato soup."
Wife think along while, just make understand is a radio to flee the result of set.
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A young father arrives an age to is a guest than his great neighbor's house, they stand in the garden to discuss the children's business, and the young man says:"Parents to the children should strictly arrive what extent."
The age compares a bigger person to point at to fasten at a robust big tree and one small of take care of the young a cordage of of tree.
"Please untie cordage."He says that the young man unties a tree of cordages to moreover simultaneously curved past.
"Invite you now then fasten cordage up."The age compares bigger say, " you see, the children's circumstance is also similar.You have to be scathing to them, however sometimes you want to untie cordage, wear see they grow a circumstance, if they can not also stand alone, still want again fasten cordage tightly, but when you see their ability independent, can throw away cordage."
The text chapter 4120 honesty test/rush a funeral/change mind
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:09 chapter word numbers:531
The father says after seeing the report card of finishing the son:"Have at 1:00 I can believe and see you this result, know that your examination didn't cheat."
Son:"It not is to don't cheat, cheating to fail."
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Father took flyswatter to kill a fly, small the fly gathering discovering quite a few clearly in a little while is in dying fly.Is curious small to ask father clearly:"Fly why more beat more many?"Father:"They are what its friends come rush a funeral."
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The father is very distress with 9-year-old son caring chemisette breast, his son constantly points at a plump girl to say:"Hey!Old daddy sees the thing on the body of that girl!"End, the father takes the kid sees a mental doctor, the doctor promises just for an hour of the treatment can cure good he.
Has been cured after coming out a hospital, the father and son a pair once walks several houses take bus to the bus stop, they an even after a few girls, the sons all make no noise.Secretly praising mental doctor's medical skill in the father heart after ascending a bus is brilliant.Soon, his son started pulling his sleeves again, the low low ground says:"Hey!Old daddy sees the bottom of that bus driver."
The text chapter 4121 transposes/for the sake of the kid/who the pig of house
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:09 chapter word numbers:493
The future father-in-law says to Pierre:"I agree to marry my daughter you.Those 60,000 marks marry
Makeup I give you existence bank inside."
Pierre upsetly says:"You had better give° 60,000 marks me and exist your daughter a bank inside."
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"Father, let's see circus in the evening?"
"Son, I have no time."
"Listen to kid say, there is an aunt who doesn't wear clothes in the circus troupe dance on tiger."
"That is all right, we go together, and I didn't see tiger for a long time."
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Elder brother's ten thousand cards:"Oh, these pig is who house?Run our kitchen garden to come?"
Younger brother's ten thousand Sas:"Big pig is who house of I don't know, piggy BE
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